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Dracula Goes To Denny's
05:03
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Dick Magnum
05:22
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Late at night, when the light has gone
and the streets are cold as ice
The sins of the past return to haunt you
Evil lurks at every turn
and it's playing with your mind
Creatures of the paranormal kind
Don't fear
He is here
Standing tall atop his dragon made of steel
Don't cry
You probably won't die
All you have to do is call his name
Magnum! Dick Magnum!
Paranormal investigator
Magnum! Dick Magnum!
Fighting for justice and money and bitches
Something's coming from behind you now
From within the unhallowed walls
We need a hero to stand and fight
With a giant pair of balls
We need Dick
Armed to the teeth with gatling guns,
RPGs, and poison knives
A sword grasped firmly in his teeth
Walking the boundaries of right and wrong
He lives outside the law
When evil gets the Dick, it takes it raw
Don't fear
A guardian is here
Magnum cocked and loaded, ready to fire
Don't cry
You may or may not die
All you have to do is call his name
Magnum! Dick Magnum!
Paranormal investiagator
Magnum! Dick Magnum!
Money and bitches, the American Way
Something's coming from beneath you now
From within the unhallowed ground
We need a hero to save us all
Not a pussy or an asshole
We need a Dick
(Chanting: Dick! x a lot)
Don't fear
A savior is here
With his magnum, he will blow you away
Don't cry
There's a pretty good chance you'll die
But all you have to do is call his name
Magnum! Dick Magnum!
Paranormal investigator
Magnum! Dick Magnum!
All about the money and bitches
Something's coming inside you now
From within the loaded gun
We need a hero to save the world
Or maybe just have some fun
Get that Dick!
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What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Way-hey and up she rises
Way-hey and up she rises
Way-hey and up she rises early in the morning
Shave his nuts with a rusty dagger
Shave his nuts with a rusty dagger
Shave his nuts with a rusty dagger early in the morning
Way-hey and up she rises
Way-hey and up she rises
Way-hey and up she rises early in the morning
Stick his dick in a toaster oven
Stick his dick in a toaster oven
Stick his dick in a toaster oven early in the morning
Way-hey and up she rises
Way-hey and up she rises
Way-hey and up she rises early in the morning
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor?
What do we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning?
Pee in his butt til he doesn't shit right
Pee in his butt til he doesn't shit right
Pee in his butt til he doesn't shit right early in the morning
Way-hey and up she rises
Way-hey and up she rises
Way-hey and up she rises early in the morning
Tuck him into bed and read him a story
Tuck him into bed and read him a story
Tuck him into bed and read him a story early in the morning
Way-hey and up she rises
Way-hey and up she rises
Way-hey and up she rises early in the morning
Cum on his face and let it harden
Cum on his face and let it harden
Cum on his face and let it harden early in the morning
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor
That's what we do with a drunken sailor early in the morning
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