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Songs That Fuck Your Dad

by Jett Swole

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Super Robot 03:04
If I had a giant mech I would be hyped as shit There'd be no stopping me I'd wrestle giant bears and suplex a shark and every shark in the sea I'd save the world from Godzilla's wrath Collateral damage be damned Boil your blood like a raging inferno With the spirit of a man and big hairy balls I'll be a super robot pilot with fists of steel and I can't describe how good it would feel With great power comes a great responsibility But to hell with that Do what I want cause a pilot is free I am a pilot I'll punch a hole through time and space The laws of physics be damned Boil your blood like magma flowing through your veins With the spirit of a man and the penis to match I'm a super robot pilot with balls of steel And I'm going to make the impossible real Finishing move! Giga-ultra-super-manly-awesome-titty-shaking-boner-inducing-panty-wetting-tap-dancing-dick-slapping BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM! Boil your blood like a will made of iron and the spirit of a raging beast from within With power, wisdom, courage, a soul of steel A super robot and me at the wheel
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Fight Fight for your right Fight to be free From the chains of oppression Slay Those in your way Way to indulge In your burning obsession Cut Unleash your wrath Carve your own path Down the road to tomorrow There There you will find Ways to relieve All your pain and your sorrow Hail! Throw up your hands Gather your weapons and mammary glands D-Cups of justice and A-Cups of truth Raise up your sword cause its time to cut loose Heart of a lion roaring Deep within the raging hordes Pray to the golden deities Kneel to worship titties and swords With the strength of a hundred boners Rise up to defy the lords No more gods or masters None but the might of titties and swords None but the might of titties and swords Fight For what you believe Raise your blade to the forces of evil Slay Do what you may Wielding the weapon of ultimate power Hail! The ending is near Drink from your shining chalice of beer Greatsword of fury and saber of light Motorboat titties with all of your might Heart of a lion roaring Deep within the raging hordes Pray to the golden deities Kneel to worship titties and swords With the strength of a hundred boners Rise up to destroy the lords No more gods or masters None but the might of titties and swords None but the might of titties and swords Tits! Swords! Tits! Swords! Tits! Swords! Tits, swords, titties and swords! Tits! Swords! Tits! Swords! Tits! Swords! Tits, swords, titties and swords! Heart of a lion roaring Deep within the raging hordes Pray to the golden deities Kneel to worship titties and swords With the strength of a hundred boners Rise up to defy the lords No more gods or masters None but the might of titties and swords None but the might of titties and swords None but the might of titties and swords
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Bored 02:09
Giant lesbians are scissoring my house One with oil on her titties soaking through her blouse My next door neighbor's in the window cheating on her spouse My cat was eaten by a mouse and now I'm fucking bored Flying unicorns soaring past my face Slapping me with 12-inch cocks so hard that I can taste Being of the glorious PC master race I think I'll go inside and fap because I'm fucking bored (I'm bored, bored, bored, bored) Gonna go and practice voodoo (Bored, bored, bored, bored) Gonna go commit seppuku The apocalypse is striking fear As the end of time draws near I'll down a couple dozen beers At 9AM because I'm bored The pope is riding through the ghetto spitting gangster rap Asian women with their pants off grinding on my lap Now I may or may not have given myself the clap Ask me if I give a crap when I'm not fucking bored (I'm bored, bored, bored, bored) Gonna go out like a boss (Bored, bored, bored, bored) So the day's not such a loss Hang my neck from a pole Fap with a dildo in my hole Asphyxiation's how I roll Do not try this at home and sue my ass because you're bored I'm bored!

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A small collection of songs that can and will fuck your dad if given the opportunity.

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released April 30, 2021

Nikki - Guitar, Vocals, Sequencing, Album Art, Mixing, Mastering, DILF Hunting, Composition, Lyrics, anything else I missed that went into the making of this

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Jett Swole New Jersey

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